LIP SH!T — Lip Balm (No Nonsense. No Apologies.)
Lip Sh!t is exactly what it sounds like: basic, effective lip balm for those who don’t want a lecture, a ritual, or a personality quiz with their chapstick. No sparkle. No drama. Just solid, hardworking balm that does its job and gets out of the way.
The flavors are straightforward on purpose:
- Plain — no fricken' flavoring!
- Mo-He-Toe — lime + mint, weirdly fresh.
- Dudey-Fruity — fruit, but chill about it.
- Spice Mouth — warm, bold, not here to make friends.
This is lip care for dry weather, long days, bad habits, and people who don’t read ingredient unless absolutely necessary. Toss it in your pocket. Use it. Don’t overthink it.
It’s lip balm.
It works.
You’re welcome.
*This product is available for special order regarding sizing, scent and customized labeling. Perfect for party favors or business swag. Please contact if you wish to explore this option. Please note all products are made to order and ingredients may vary.
